Lisa's Lines

All it took was a mouth full of expired, curdled milk.

And, my darling daughter, Ellen, learned another valuable life lesson!

Always check the expiration date.

My little redhead was simultaneously horrified by the sour, chunky experience and astonished to learn that those little, hard-to-read black letters and numbers on food containers actually mean something.

I’m astonished it has taken this long. She is going to be...

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